fappuclno

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

sniffing

annabananapanda:

I have found that the average tumblr user goes through 3 distinct stages:

  1. the “i just got an account and i have no idea what im doing how do i find blogs how does any of this crap even work” stage
  2. the “OMG TUMBLR IS THE BEST THING OF ALL CREATION HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FACEBOOK LOL ALL OUTSIDERS ARE PEASANTS” stage
  3. and, finally, the “i freaking hate this website and everyone on it but i dont know how to leave” stage

this is the most accurate thing ever